People And Their Signs :P

Hiii folks!! well its has been nearly two weeks since i have written sum thing..here !! well ...i m not gonna say DAT i was bzzyyyy,,,,bcoz i was just slacking off!! heehee m very good at that :P well maybe its bcozz of the rains !! do uh hate rains?? i certainly do :P
                                                     I really cannot understand dat Wat's so romantic about it??  haha it reminds me of a friend who used to love rains n wen ever...i would say..."i hate rains" she would always be like..."Its because uh haven't fallen in love yet" i mean seriously?? o.O anyways.....m not blabbering here anymore....i know i can be damn annoying :P

Today i really haven't thought about anything to write.....well maybe i will talk today about my depressing side of life :P kidding ......:D its more about the types of people uh come across with and about the difficulties in understanding their reactions!!

Does it happens with uh?? :O well it happens with me all the time... :P often  leaves me perplexed of either i should say what i m feeling or just leave for the sake of the "peace of my mind"!! :P 
                 Like it was just other day.....i was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends n we were chatting happily...suddenly one of my friend....got angry and left  n we were all like...."WHAT THE HELL HAD HAPPENED" lol!! later they awl were after her....were trying to make her happy (they still didnt knw wat the hell had pissed her off :P :D) .....n she was like..."i don't care." "leave me alone" n awl. i could pretty much see how much she was enjoying awl the attention she was getting!! :D

well that was my friend....n i have a lot of other drama queens in my friends circle...its pretty entertaining :D uh know...it wasn't the first time...she had done something like dat ...n practically she was the reason i got into the astrology stuff in order to understand people's mind set!! haha well astro is not that simple.......but if uh by chance able to find out about one's sign....there are few things that can help uh out!!
The list goes like this :P :D
   
1. Symptoms :P = A mountain like ego, very fond of one ownselves, always talking about how awsum n beautiful, n incomparable they are, No matter how hard uh try...uh wont be able to budge their superiority complex :P always ends up either arguing or pissing off in practically every situation , will compete like never before...:P

RESULTS!! = if following are the symptoms of ur enigma aka "that person" He/she is probably either Aries, Leo or any other fire sign.... in many cases a Virgo with Aries or Leo as another sign :P 
Precautions=> avoid them :D uh have no other choice....no matter how awsum uh think uh r....with this personalities either uh will end up getting hurt...or end up being an outcast for life!! yeah ask y?? well practically they love to shine and people.. like them.....well alot :P  well unless uh have a Aquarius or Pisces personality that is  SAVE URSELF :p :D

2. Symptoms= free spirited people, talks alot, easy to talk but can be annoying n a little airhead !! have this disease of instability, extreme intelligence and hard to control and yeah a huge god complex :P

RESULTS =>uh have probably met an air sign..with awl the symptoms given above :P they are easy to deal with people mostly....but if uh r having a hard time dealing with one is probably bcoz.either uh r earth....{Instability + Stability = Boom} :P or another fire one...as uh have Ur own god complex to deal with after awl :P mostly fire n air are compatible...but as i said...astro is far more complex...there are a whole lot of factors that affects  :) so..the best way is agree with them or leave!! there is no point in arguing bcozz air people have solid ideals which cant be budged :P so either they will hurt uh (as fire one) or simply brush uh off!! bcozz they don't do with bullshits :D  Bcoz fr them uh r nt worth it :D

RECOMMENDATIONS= adjust with them ,,,they are witty smart n easy going people to hang out with!! so a little compromise is wont hurt i guess :D they will make Ur day ^_^

3. Symptoms= have a stick up in their asses, most hardworking people practically alive in this planet :P hard to budge from their thoughts and beliefs, super organised, very vocal about criticism, no bullshit type people :P very very conservative :P

RESULTS => if following are the symptoms of Ur problem...then congrats!! uh have found an earth sign!! As i have said "NO BULLSHIT PEOPLE" n i hate them :P even if i m a water sign ( it is said that water n earth are very compatible ) well mostly bcozzz i had very bad experiences with awl the earthly persons in my life! especially Virgo's!! well my suggestion wud be.....keep Ur mouth shut!! don't talk just bcozz uh have to..this can piss them off :P don't be rude to them....bcoz when they insults , believe me it stings (alot :D) try to be organised n perfect around them (bcoz they are the perfect people who hate embarrassments :P ) smells nice....make sure uh r not stinking :P don't argue with them...bcoz.they are calculating people and believe me....the arguments is never gonna end (uh will probably take the argument with uh to the grave :P lol) so yeah..if they like uh, be with them but if they dont..stay away unless uh fit in the given criteria :D

4. Symptoms= Crybabies ,clingy, extremely emotional, mama's children , love  romance,,,practically over flow with it, easy to be pushed , shy ,manipulative, compassionate, happy, charming  , homely, lovable, loyal, honest, psychic (they will practically tell uh if uh r faking....they will see through it and dude uh r gonna get it in the ass later :P ) and emotional mood swings :P

RESULTS=> The above symptoms belongs to a water sign!! they have awl the traits which i have mentioned above and can  be very clingy and possessive!! if uh r dealing with a person, who is very moody and hard to comprehend and will take uh to a guilty trip with them...then dude...uh r dealing with water  :P!!  the best way to deal with a water is to be honest with them..bcoz they value honesty!! if uh don't like them...say it so(try to be a little humble while doing so )..they will naturally back off !! don't try to fake bcozz they can see through it and will rip off Ur mask!! they can be bullied unless their feelings get freeze up n then be ready to go through hell...bcoz then the manipulative games starts n no matter how smart uh r....uh r gonna get it hard n harsh :P so...be honest...no matter if uh love or hate them n then everything is fine ;)

RECOMMENDATIONS=> if uh r befriends with them....then believe it,,,uh r lucky bcoz uh have the most compassionate n loyal companion n they will give uh the push wen ever it is needed!! bcozz this sign "supports" :)

So here it is!! a little description of signs though let me remind uh astrology have many factors,,!! there are different signs houses n awl !! but if uh r trying to figure out a complicated personality n wanna know how to handle them!! i think this basics will give uh a little idea..on how to approach them :) 

OK so m wrapping it up!! cya tc...buhbye  :D
P.S. = let me know if uh r confused or something :P ;) i will try my best to help uh out :)

VODKA N HONEY SINGHAAAA!! (Honey singh lovers please avoid) :)

hey Friends..!! i don't know if i shud write this or not bcoz..... for many people,it isn't going to be a Nice post!! well i just felt that i should write about this!! This may be my mindless blabbering or simply a piece of writing ....but still i wud appreciate if uh read it patiently!!

Its about The Awsum Trossum Mr YO YO HONEY SINGH  :P well if i have to describe him in one word then i wud say "Bastard" :P Don't get me  wrong..i like his music n awl but wen it comes to the lyrics "part"..well to me its down right "REVOLTING" :/

well today we all girls were sitting in the cafe n listening to the songs....as today was honey Singh special :P (I really don't understand what's special about it seriously) -_- anyways so we spent the whole "canteen time" (as i like to call it) listening to the things like ....."dhoyegi tu kacche aur gande bartan" "ban mitra di whore i mean mitra di ho" "choti dress me tu bomb lagti menu" "Char bottle vodka kaam mera rozka na koi mujhe roke aur na kisi ne roka" :P n uh knw wat ......sum of my friends were also singing n cheering up "yo yo honey singhhaaaaaaaaaa " :P

Well well i know we live in India n its a democratic country...n people can say to me DAT "if uh don't like it ,,,don't listen to his music, uh haters are doing nothing but promoting him , he is popular that's why uh r jealous ,....he is the most famous rapper in international music( seriously sum one  told me DAT once :D)" n so onn BLAH BLAH BALH :p  n i also know dat he has every right to sing whatever the hell he wants  n people too have their own rights to listen whatever the hell they want :D !! so let me explain if he has his own right to sing then i think i too have  my own right to say whatever the hell i wanna say...no offence please :)

well the thing is just DAT.....i don't understand why most of his songs always have to be talking about either alcohol or girls(sexy gals in short dresses...looking like bomb or dhoing kacches n bartan  ) :P or simply whores etc etc!! I have heard LUNGI DANCE n i think its great .....so why he always have to be so forward with his lyrics!! i think many of the gals dont even have listened to his VOL1 once....i think the true fan gals shud listen to it atleast once & then let me aware of their views!! I wonder if this is his idea of being cool or he is simply being "YO YO HONEY SINGH" (i mean being himself  :P)

Anyways i dont think its my place to talk bcoz i haven't yet achieved anything (well surely will do sum day ;)  ) n awl n i agree he have got talents..its just my opinion that he should be more decent with his lyrics!!  All his songs just leave me with a expression of him being a man chauvinist pig who don't know how to respect women!! 

Heyyy there are other rappers out there too.....EMINEM is one of them n i m his huge fan!! I love him n his lyrics are always pretty decent!! even "HARD KAUR" was a lady rapper n her popular songs didn't have to be in the league of vulgarism to become "popular"  :P 

Here is sum lines from his song "BEAUTIFUL" must listen to it ..its nice :)

But you'd have to walk a thousand miles

[Chorus:]
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's minds
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each other's eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful, oh
They can all get fucked.
Just stay true to you
So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
Oh, they can all get fucked.
Just stay true to you, yeah, so...

STAY Beautiful yeah :D


Its always sumhow end up about "girls" n i hate that!! REALLY!!  Well Anyways if any of "honey Singh" fans are reading this then please don't mind..its just my own opinion ..may be bcoz i m a feminist...or maybe i m a normal girl who have met guys who thinks gals are awll about face n body n beauty !! i think a beauty of a girl can be defined in many ways (well if you have find a nice one that is) well let me tell i m not at all a corny type ohkk but i definitely cant promote his sense of humour!! 

well my blabbering ends here ..ta ta buhbye!! cya :) 

n yeah...stay beautiful ;) or handsome :D

I Am a Woman Against Feminism

hey friends i was just surfing through the youtubes for entertainment n came across this one!! i completely agree with her even if i m a feminist!! i truely believe a woman shudnt seek to be equal wid men....but shud work on creating her own identity in this world..!! there is so many things that a woman is better at..n a woman shud make the most of it!! being a feminist doesnt means uh have to participate in rally n shout woman rights n awl!! it means doing wat uh want to do n achieving wat uh want to achieve...... not for proving urself  to others but for urself!! for ur own happiness!! a independent woman doesnt have to shout or argue......people must see her thoughts in her actions , in herself!!1  .....it means treating everyone equally n be proud of who uh r!!  

:)

ohkizz enough of my ranting ....ja ne !! cya!! 

THE ORIGINAL PHENONENAL WOMAN!! :) BY- Maya Angelou

hii frnds...i knw its too early for a new post bt cant helped it!! i found this poem while reading sumone else's bloG!! i knw i m simply copying it here from her's but seriously loved it!! this blog was named as "mukulika musing" n i loved this one!!

In olden days the roles of men n women were predefined!! a gal shud b like this n and a boys shud be like dat!! but as time is changes..women are willing to break the norms!! modern woman have enough guts to go out there n chase her dreams :) aj ki naari knows exactly what she wants n how to get it!! todays woman is not only gud with the housing chores but know her way through the company presentations!! she had become smart, daring and beautiful :)

gone were the days wen the most important in a woman's lyf was her virginity. the days where her cooking skills matter more then her feelings!! where being beautiful was everything to her..when her body used to define her more than her soul!! today's woman have become independent n knows her self Worth..bt still our society has long way to go..:) so enough of my ranting!! here is the poem!!

                          A PHENOMENAL WOMAN!! :)

I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size  

But when I start to tell them,

I say,

They think I’m telling lies.

It’s in the reach of my arms,

The span of my hips,  

The stride of my step,  

The curl of my lips.  

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,  

That’s me.

I walk into a room

Just as cool as you please,  

And to a man,

The fellows stand or

Fall down on their knees.  

Then they swarm around me,

A hive of honey bees.  

I say,

It’s the fire in my eyes,  

And the flash of my teeth,  

The swing in my waist,  

And the joy in my feet.  

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered  

What they see in me.

They try so much

But they can’t touch

My inner mystery.

When I try to show them,  

They say they still can’t see.  

I say,

It’s in the arch of my back,  

The sun of my smile,

The ride of my breasts,

The grace of my style.

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

Now you understand

Just why my head’s not bowed.  

I don’t shout or jump about

Or have to talk real loud.  

When you see me passing,

It ought to make you proud.

I say,

It’s in the click of my heels,  

The bend of my hair,  

the palm of my hand,  

The need for my care.  

’Cause I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

gudnite to uh awl!! have a nice sleep!! ja ne ;)

BiRtHdAy bLaSt!! ;) :D

HI Friends!! Had a awsum blossom day yesterday!! uh know as day before yesterday ie 5th of July ....was my birthday. Well  i m more of a homely person...n rarely celebrate my birthdays uh knw ..weird?? i know but that's the way i m :P :D anyways so..as i always do on my birthdays ..i was planning to spend it with a book, a glass of cold coffee and of course my bed :P :D but it didn't happen that way ..:P i got a call from my friend...bitch1 aka shraddha (oye don't mind her name..she's such a sweetheart ^_^) n she was  practically screaming on the phone ...(god save my ears O>O)

Our convo was like this  
 she = > "Niks today's Ur bday..:D??" 
 Me => "OH shit Sherlock!! uh r so intelligent :P "  
 she= Oyee kutti.here i m so happy for uh n wishing uh awl d way in the morning n uh r not even grateful" 
 me =>  "Oh thank uh my lady...mai tera yeh ehsaan kaise chkaungi :P now Wat's d deal for calling so early??"
she => "oye lazy ass stop slacking off...nw say where is d party?? :P "  
 me => "Wat party?? :P forget it..i m gonna sleep today"    
 she ="haha i knew uh wud say that that's why we all had already planned the party at               woodcastle....today sharp 2:00 pm, first lunch then mall , everybody is gonna be there n we awll r ..gonna have a full blast :P :D be sure to be there on time ...n yeah treat is on you :P :D, TATA n happy birthday ;) :P :D "

n hence i did finally end up being there....:P n yeah we really did have a blast!! i m really grate full to that bitch for being such a bitch :P (sweetheart) n throwing me such an awsum party!! ^_^ really one of the most memorable days of my life.....here r sum clicks :D

Really it was awsum day.....had so much fun after a long time :D did i tell uh that we r school buddies?? i guess not ..hehe well we awl were in the same school....but then went our own ways for colleging and awl.....the one who is wearing specs on my right is my best friend  :D she is still in college wid me...the one on my left is the bitch i was talking about ;) beautiful ne?? :D i know she is really a darling...the the one at the corner is ishita..she is currently studying medical  from Russia n came here on holidays....the last n the least is shubhangi she is also in the came college as me n really a good friend :) there r a lot more in this lill (mind uh :P ) gang of mine bt they all are currently out of the city.....hence we five were the only once..bt it wasnt fun any less :D 

i m not much of a social person bt still i believe that at the end of the day..if uh have people in Ur lyf to love n care for..then lyf is good ;) uh r blessed :D

Here my last pic ....they r gems of my lyf.they make me feel grateful n happy :) as a saying goes - happiness is nothing if uh don't have people to share with.....;) i m fortunate enough to be blessed with such great friends!! 

hehe sorry bt can't help this one..its pakka last okizz   :D. actually we awl were trying to make sexy pout faces.....but we ended up making these totally "not" sexy duck faces :P :D ...hahaha!! :P  had a loads of fun!! now m wrapping up this post!! AS for my bday wish..i wish happiness n well being of awl!! amen ^_^

sorry fr the swearing..:D tata ..Bobbye..Tc :)

Sharapova V/S Indians :P seriously?? :|

Ohioooo buddies!! surprised??didn't expect me so soon :P well  m surprised too!! :P anyways i m suddenly having this urge to write after hearing about THE WORLD WAR III i mean war between sharapova n sachin shipping fans!! lol i didn't knw how i shud react after reading awl DAT shit about ms sharapova just because she didnt knw who the greatt "sachin tendulkar" is!! :P

i mean seriously?? O.o after reading comments on her facebook's official page..i was dumbstruck !! i mean i seriously didn't knw if i shud be laughing hard or simply feel embarrassed :P gawd.....people were bashing her so badly ...some had even called her names like slut or sex bomb....just because she was ignorant of "The great Indian cricket "GOD"  sachin"  Whats the big deal....is this really such an issue??

well don't get me wrong i m a huge sachin fan n i ship him too......but going to such extent to criticize sum one who doesn't know him...i simply cant get that :/ I think sharapova is awsum too....afterawl she had won grand slams n awl!! how can being her not knowing mr tendulkar can make her a dumb n useless person....its so wrong!!
people should grow up.....n more likely they shud understand that by commenting such things n being an ass on social networking sites doesn't make them or Indians any great. Its just spoiling the reputation of indians n simply embarrassing our country in front of the whole world :( so what if she don't know the cricket's GOD :P is it a crime??...ab suli pe chadaoge kya.??..-_- its simply because Russians don't play cricket., maybe she don't have enuf time to learn things about other sports or maybe she is simply not interested!! why so much "hungama"over this :P Russians have their own sports n their own popular players...do we know about them?? i don't think so....:P

i think currently India have more pressing issues than this....poverty line isn't getting down, girls are still being harassed, corruption is still here, prices r hiking day by day,unemployment n wat not!! why don't such people start considering these problems rather than fretting over such things!! I wish i can go to each one of them n can shout really hard in their ear "GROW UP N GET A LIFE PEOPLE...STOP BEING CHILDISH N EMBARRASSING US" :D  i think even Mr Sachin wudnt have mind so much..really!! ^_^

PEACE PEACE PEACE!!!  :D Phewwww..............(sighs)
anyways so my ranting is over here n now m off to sleep!! sayonara....take care!!! shubhratri :) X)